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Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25264) - you deserved it (5753)

On 05/12/2010 at 5:49am - health - by nick - United Kingdom (London)

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eh, start after the candy's gone.

#1 - On 05/12/2010 at 10:04am by blonde_headed

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How sweet, your mommy loves you.

#20 - On 05/12/2010 at 10:18am by geordieboysgirl

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