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By your mom - 26/04/2016 00:32 - United States - Hamilton

Today, I realized that my best friend is my computer. I am not ashamed. FML

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EastCoastLez 14

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:28

You really should be.

Indianboy9321 25

Tuesday 26 April 2016 11:05

Then why'd you submit this as an FML? I'm confused!

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Indianboy9321 25

Tuesday 26 April 2016 11:05

Then why'd you submit this as an FML? I'm confused!

EastCoastLez 14

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:28

You really should be.

sirdannyboy1 20

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:37

But, why is this an FML if you're not ashamed???

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