You OK, mate? By Anonymous - 02/07/2026 09:00 - United States - Milwaukee Today, I went to my girlfriend's mom's horse barn. Then I stepped in horse poop. Also I am full of dust. Dusty boi. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 You deserved it 11 Share Tweet Share
Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 700 You deserved it 2 115
Today, my friends and I were talking about our celebrity lookalikes. We decided that my friends all had attractive celebrity lookalikes, including Scarlett Johansson and Hayden Panettiere. When it was my turn, they decided that my "celebrity" lookalike is the Pillsbury Doughboy. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 651 You deserved it 3 987
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 950 You deserved it 17 869
Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year-old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML I agree, your life sucks 52 802 You deserved it 4 882
Today, I realised that when my husband is telling our boys off, he can’t think of what to say so he just steals lines from TV shows. This afternoon he told them, “Have you lost your minds? Because I’ll help you find them!” and, “I’ll be on your tails like a hot wind!” Both phrases are from The Office. FML I agree, your life sucks 323 You deserved it 168
Today, after being a dad to five girls for over 40 years, I finally had a son with my new wife. Too bad I'm 78 years-old and probably won't be around long to enough to enjoy having a boy. FML I agree, your life sucks 110 You deserved it 817