Miscellaneous and Poopoo peepee: You can't hide forever - FML

You can't hide forever

By Anonymous - 16/06/2026 09:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I needed a pee while my dad was painting the bathroom and of course he warned me to not touch the wet paint. I started to pee and for maybe the third time in my whole life I did a two stream piss; one into the bowl and one all over the wet paint. I’m writing this hiding in my treehouse. FML

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Hangryko 31

Tuesday 16 June 2026 17:52

Peeing sitting down could have prevented this FML.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 20 June 2026 18:27

There's a one-hit wonder song by James that I'd like you to hear.

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Hangryko 31

Tuesday 16 June 2026 17:52

Peeing sitting down could have prevented this FML.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 20 June 2026 18:27

There's a one-hit wonder song by James that I'd like you to hear.

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