Cheating and Love: Who's at fault?

Who's at fault?

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 17:35 - United States - Keuka Park

Today, my boyfriend tried to claim it was my fault that he cheated on me, all because I "deprived" him of sex for two weeks last month when I went on a family vacation. If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own cock. FML

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You deserved it 2 576

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Logic

By yourfault - 02/09/2013 15:10 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML

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By why - 16/03/2015 01:10 - United States - Tucson

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML

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Appeal to nature

By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 16:00

Today, I dumped my boyfriend for cheating on me and he actually asked if we weren’t dating could we still have sex, as a FWB type of thing. I blame his mother, she must have done something to screw him up, there’s no way idiocy like his occurs naturally. FML

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You deserved it 254

By cmore - 11/03/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 23:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML

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You deserved it 17 221

By heartbroken - 10/07/2013 19:08 - Australia

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of over a year has been cheating on me the whole time, but that "it's just physical". However, he doesn't want to do anything "physical" with me, except cuddle when we're together. FML

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You deserved it 4 720

By pchemist - 22/02/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

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You deserved it 6 987

By Anonymous - 05/11/2017 15:00

Today, my husband accused me of cheating on him and demanded to look through my phone. When he found nothing, he admitted to having his first gay experience this weekend and just wanting something to “even the field” before telling me. FML

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By Hannah - 13/06/2013 16:19 - Australia - Caulfield North

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML

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You deserved it 6 061

By Anonymous - 21/07/2013 21:49 - Canada - Drumheller

Today, while arguing with my newly ex-girlfriend over how she cheated on me with a mutual friend, she tried to wash her hands of any guilt, saying that I was "selfish" and "just slut-shaming, really". FML

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JMichael 25

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:09

It's ridiculous the rationality people come up with for cheating on people.

KK3137 31

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:10

Well, I guess he can just backwards roll right out of your life, then.

Comments

danihammer 4

Thursday 6 August 2015 1:00

Guys like him are exhausting. He'll probably do that to another girl, and the next. Some people are selfish and impossible to please in that way.

KingLewisII 34

Thursday 6 August 2015 1:01

seems like he won a gold medal in being a douchebag

bellakideaux 12

Thursday 6 August 2015 1:01

Haha! Classic! Sorry for your asshat of a fella OP

dakid87 10

Thursday 6 August 2015 1:13

You meant your "ex" right?

writerchic85 25

Thursday 6 August 2015 1:18

I know someone who went to art school and sculpted a beautiful dragon head for one of her projects. Got a D on it. Meanwhile someone else in her class took a dead cat from a science lab, gift wrapped it, and left it on the bus for someone to find so they could record their reactions and got an A. Art is retarded.