Sex and Intimacy: Who am I?

Who am I?

By Anonymous - 21/06/2016 01:59 - United States - Fulton

Today, I might have ruined my co-worker's relationship with her fiancé, with whom I share a name, because we "work together too often" and now he doesn't know whose name she's saying during sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 278

You deserved it 1 102

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By j - 01/03/2011 06:26

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

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Freudian slip

By Anonymous - 04/03/2024 13:00 - United States - Rolling Meadows

Today, during sex, my (now ex) boyfriend called out the name of the new female coworker that he told me just last night "not to worry about." He's known her for a week. We were together for 8 and a half years. FML

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You deserved it 118

Confusing love triangle

By Perry85 - 04/01/2020 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML

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You deserved it 3 583

Weird romance

By Mike - 10/06/2021 08:01

Today, my coworker and I have been sharing the same girlfriend for over a year. She doesn’t know that we each know about the other, but now it’s all over. She blocked both of us. FML

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You deserved it 915

What's in a name?

By Oof - 27/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I introduced my coworker to my friend's boyfriend. When I mentioned his name, she started crying. Apparently he has the same first name as her twin brother, who died shortly after birth, so that name has become a bit of a sore spot for her. I didn't even know she had a twin. FML

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You deserved it 87

Creepypasta

By QuinnyZebrass - 02/04/2013 04:11 - United States - Laveen

Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML

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When work husbands go too far

By Ashamed - 08/09/2023 04:00

Today, I accidentally called out the coworker I have a crush on’s name in bed instead of my wife’s. The thing is, thinking about her is the only thing that will keep me hard and brought to orgasm. FML

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You deserved it 1 339

Brain fart

By my bad - 24/09/2020 01:58 - United States

Today, I went out with my friend and her boyfriend. Not knowing him very well, I accidentally called him by her ex’s name. He took that as a sign she was still seeing the ex and dumped her on the spot. She’s now not speaking to me for ruining her life. I’m just bad with names. FML

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You deserved it 472

By scalmon - 13/05/2011 17:08 - United States

Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 20:14 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML

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WCARlover 34

Tuesday 21 June 2016 17:02

Don't worry OP, it wouldn't be you ruining the relationship, it would be her fiancé's own insecurity

LennyComa 39

Tuesday 21 June 2016 17:08

Insecurity of the highest level. Unfortunately there is bugger all you can do in that situation. Talking to the Fiancé won't do anything except strengthen his resolve that there is something going on. FYL

Comments

HoboMeth 33

Tuesday 21 June 2016 19:38

Now you swoop in c:

two2blue 28

Tuesday 21 June 2016 21:25

I know two women whose husbands have the same name as their brothers. And I think brother is probably closer than coworker, so if they can handle it, so can she!

shuttfup 17

Tuesday 21 June 2016 21:46

Sounds like an insecure and immature bitch. Tell you coworker to dump her, no one wants to marry something like that

anonymuse_fml 31

Wednesday 22 June 2016 4:42

Coworker is the female. Fiancé is the man.

Quiet_one 22

Tuesday 21 June 2016 22:32

Oh please, you didn't do anything and you know it. Existing with the name your parents gave you is not a crime, and if he's that insecure it's not like the relationship would have lasted anyway. This is a good thing- your coworker has the opportunity to dodge a bullet now and you didn't even have to lift a finger.

gracysaurus 4

Tuesday 21 June 2016 22:34

Its not *your* life that sucks, it's hers! What a POS fiancee - I assume its one of those super rare names like John or James. How reasonable of him to be jealous over such a stupid pithy thing.NOT

dragoongirl90 34

Tuesday 21 June 2016 23:51

Her fiancee is insane.

IDontKnowaName73 17

Wednesday 22 June 2016 4:27

I can only think of two reasons someone would say YDI and one of them is completely mental. Either they want badges, or they expect you to quit your job b/c of this