This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, but wasn’t approved by our team.
while walking my dog, a little girl and her mom walked by. The little girl stopped to pet my dog and she then asked,"Are you a boy or a girl?" I thought she meant my dog, but she was talking to me. I'm a guy. When they were walking away I heard the girl tell her mom, "But he has boobs like a girl".