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By Anonymous - 12/02/2016 16:13 - United States
While waiting for my girlfriend to get out of work, parked outside, I was fidgeting with a hard-to-open bottle of leather cleaner for car seats. A woman smiled at me outside. I smile politely. Still watching, she sees the liquid, a liquid similar to semen, squirt on my face. Horrified, she runs off.