Fat and Kids: Where is this kid now?

Hey OP. There's this thing that parents did back a few years ago. It's called "Discipline." Supposably it keeps your children from growing into morons. :-D Might be something to look into.

FAYUL12345100 3

Tuesday 19 April 2011 23:06

My parents were not afraid to lay down the law. You shouldn't be either.

Avenged7Gabe 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 23:50

#173 Parents turned into *******, that's what happened to the belt

11jackson11 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 0:01

Hit him.

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