Where am I?

By kronin - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up in a field 3 miles from where I'd passed out drunk. This wouldn't have been too bad if I didn't have to walk home through town without my pants. FML
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jessisaur 0

your super drunk powers far surpass mine haha

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Xavi89 0

YDI for being a lightweight!

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kianababiee 0

lol that sucks to be you.

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kianababiee 0

people need to learn their limits.

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RebelHeart7 0

I love these situations ahaahahaha last time I got drunk, I passed out on the beach

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nerdsgetmehot 22

If you drank enough to pass out, that's undoubtedly your fault. Hopefully you've learned to take it easy next time. You can drink without going overboard. :P

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xVictoriaDreamz 0

hahaha drunk people (:

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seabass32 0

and your butthole was sore too? i'm so sorry!

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phooph 2

Thank you...this makes my life seem so much easier.

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slappygecko 21

u got self-pants

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Jessi2487 0

i hope op is not female

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

This is why you take your shoes off. A) You won't get pranked by your drinking buddies, and B) you're not going to walk far if you're too drunk to get them back on.

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