Weird, Pranks and Love: What the frick?

What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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You deserved it 4 100

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Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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You deserved it 4 151

Insanity

By Leroy - 05/10/2019 02:01 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML

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The iron is hot

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 17:00 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2015 04:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML

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You deserved it 2 143

By augiedd - 05/03/2014 02:46 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML

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You deserved it 7 457

By drama king? - 10/04/2013 22:17 - United States - Bolivar

Today, I had a friend "dump" me over Facebook. She apparently thought we were dating. I'm a gay man who's lived with his partner for 5 years. She says I have commitment issues. FML

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You deserved it 5 996

By christian9294 - 08/02/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

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You deserved it 55 680

By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 4 604

By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 08:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML

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You deserved it 3 207

By Sub - 04/12/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

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XandraHart 15

Saturday 22 August 2015 21:40

I think that's a win if she can't take a joke

cOOkiEzRgOOd 22

Saturday 22 August 2015 21:41

She should learn to take a joke, it's friends like those you want to keep and girlfriends like her who you're better without!

Comments

tonedef456 8

Sunday 23 August 2015 3:53

I guess she just doesn't get guy humor.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 23 August 2015 4:53

I don't think the best friend logic works with her...

KxHoneyCombxP 24

Sunday 23 August 2015 4:55

I agree with #1 it sounds like she has no sense of humor. No one should have to deal with that.

daemonsparta 16

Sunday 23 August 2015 5:04

she obviously needs help. bullet dodged

wsj93 6

Sunday 23 August 2015 5:17

Bro-Mance before hoe-mance

Kevinmeowbeanz 22

Sunday 23 August 2015 5:32

Ipsum629 13

Sunday 23 August 2015 6:22

if she's that jealous and possessive, she wasn't right for you anyways. there's always more fish in the sea. find someone who you can agree with and you'll be just fine.