Miscellaneous: Whack

Whack

By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 20:46 - United States

Today, I was making a snowman with my little cousin. I was collecting snow just outside the house, when out of nowhere a snowball struck me in the back of the head and caused me to headbutt the wall. I woke up a short while later to a medic telling me I had a nasty concussion. Thanks, cousin. FML

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By milkndstufff - 07/03/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML

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Balls

By onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By Icci - 12/12/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

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By alycion - 17/06/2019 19:07

Today, I woke up with my face flying at the wall. A muscle spasm had caused me to pop out of bed. I'm now dealing with a concussion and sprained neck, thanks to an almost physically impossible feat. FML

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By myheadhurts - 12/11/2013 02:14 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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By snowball - 29/12/2010 23:32 - Switzerland

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2018 19:00

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2015 04:20 - United States - Tempe

Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML

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By Ihatecleaning - 14/01/2017 12:00

Today, I found out from the doctor that I have a concussion. Was it from a wicked sports injury? No, my idiot brother decided to judo kick the door open while I was on the floor vacuuming the front carpet. FML

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xMafia 0

Friday 31 December 2010 23:43

If they ban snowball fights, I'm coming for you.

THEmuffinpan 0

Friday 31 December 2010 22:57

There's snow in Texas right now? o.O Cool!

Comments

fthku 13

Friday 31 December 2010 23:45

Don't people on FMYLIFE seem REALLY physically weak to you at times? First a kid dislocates his shoulder by sneezing, now this.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 1:07

Were you expecting "Today, my massive strength caused me to break my phone when my dream employer called to offer me a job. FML"? What seems more likely to you?

fthku 13

Saturday 1 January 2011 1:46

No, but that's not what I was saying was I? I love how you put words into my mouth like that. Does getting your head thrown into a wall from a SNOWBALL or dislocating your shoulder from a sneeze seem likely to YOU?

omgpotato 5

Saturday 1 January 2011 8:45

seriously dude she's just making a point! geez kewl off man

madalynn 11

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:03

those kind of things CAN happen. that's the whole point of the site, to share bad things that have happened to you no matter how strange. usually the more strange, the worse it is.

fthku 13

Saturday 1 January 2011 13:22

I was just making MY point. All I was saying is that to me, these things seem very unlikely and wouldn't normally happen to people. Sheesh, can't people have opinions anymore? And you say *I* need to cool off.

Sirin_fml 46

Saturday 1 January 2011 23:19

Actually, being silent is the rule. Cooling off is just a preference.

BAMster30 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 23:28

i think it's funny

Nadinek98 0

Friday 31 December 2010 23:47

Ur cousin is boss

ckjacques53198 0

Friday 31 December 2010 23:56

the snow ball had that much force. wow

mrpager 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 0:14

well how freaking old are you??? it was a snowball not a bowling ball and to top it off, YOUR LITTLE COUSIN!!!!!!

AMAZINashleigh 6

Saturday 1 January 2011 0:32

unless that snowball had a brick in it, I highly doubt a snowball could have that much force to pound your head into a wall. I'm not saying it didn't happen or anything..but ya know...hahaha.

LoveableScar 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 7:43

Thinking the same thing. Maybe the snow turned to ice.

mike3775 35

Saturday 1 January 2011 0:57

I wonder if the little cousin did what I used to do as a kid. I used to make a snowball, dip it in water, let it freeze, then put more snow over it and then launch it at people. Thats the only way I can think a snowball could force the head to snap forward off a snowball