Love: Weird flex, but OK

Weird flex, but OK

By gotmon3y - 07/04/2009 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

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You deserved it 7 942

Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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You deserved it 922

Symphony

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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Check her out

By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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Core

By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 16:00

Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML

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You deserved it 157

An attempt was made

By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

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You deserved it 11 914

By combovercaiti_ - 25/01/2019 12:00

Today, I was waiting in line at the store trying to hold in a fart. I get to the cash register and the lady made me laugh and the fart slipped out. Only it was much louder than it was supposed to be, because I was squeezing my butt cheeks together, so it made a clapping sound. It was heard. FML

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You deserved it 359

Leaked

By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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You deserved it 879

deathbybutterfly 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:52

thats what you get when you lamly try to impress girls by being "macho"

420hiadventurer 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:53

I'm going to assume that you are a male...if you aren't this would be a much more interesting fml.

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CameronHS 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 1:14

good,i hate posers like you

diet_cocaine 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 1:14

i did that at the gym when i did a sit up the way our gym is set up made it so i farted on the person's head in front of me

boredomnesses 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 1:16

@ #20. well ofcourse that is true. i mean honestly what girl or guy for that matter doesnt go for appearence ? when your just walking down the street you notice physical features, you cant sum up a persons personality in a moments glance. but personality comes after, thats what you really fall for. your not going to get serious with some douche, unless your into that kind of thing.... most girls/guys arent. when you get to know someone you go for personality, so point dexer can get a great girl if she gets to know him better, he just wont be the eye candy for some shallow girls (or guys - gays/bi's).

shaPOW 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 1:29

don't listen to all the losers who say you deserved it for trying to impress the girls. i'm a girl and depending on how attracted i was to you, i'd think you were either cute, funny, or ridiculous, or some combination thereof (which is a good thing). the girls were probably just trying to make themselves feel better by laughing at you. i'd say don't let them get to you, but i'm sure you don't need my advice. just keep trying, and eventually you'll meet someone who isn't a shallow idiot.

Cervantes_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 1:40

HAHAH im a guy and I would have so done the same thing don't feel bad man just laugh at it. If I did it and they were walking by I wouldn't be able to stop laughing so alls good man.

Uconnrunner 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 1:49

LAWL #35! I think I just might

sheapann 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 1:53

HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH omg . ..i just died (: thts so funny

itsTiffany 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 2:18

#18 definitely just summed it up there.

vampire_cupcake 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 2:24

i would have totally banged ya right then and there baby!

Tbuccola 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 2:26

You definately don't deserve it. YOu were trying to get some girls' attention, and struggled a little too hard. Has happened to the best of us. Laugh or play it off, and use it as a good conversation starter :]