Weddings, Awkward and Love: Wedding shaming

Wedding shaming

By soccerbooty - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend started to plan our wedding. He included a clown. FML

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anglcdvl89 0

Monday 7 June 2010 12:13

Ok, clearly this guy is a mastermind. To get out of having to plan a wedding and (possibly) deal with a bridezilla, he gets a clown??? Absolute genius.

cgoatr 0

Monday 7 June 2010 12:04

ok? is your wedding at a circus

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callmehoneybum 0

Monday 7 June 2010 20:32

I'd quit hatin on the bf. Its the girl who deserves it for copying this scenario off of Bridezillas lol. Way to be original!

Alpha35 4

Monday 7 June 2010 20:49

HAHA YES A ******* CLOWN!!!

natural711 6

Monday 7 June 2010 20:52

he *earned* it for marrying your ass

cbr600_fml 0

Monday 7 June 2010 20:53

that is awesome way to think outside the box

TheUglyBassist 0

Monday 7 June 2010 21:39

****** awesome

l3eto94 0

Monday 7 June 2010 22:11

i do *honk honk*

My2864 1

Monday 7 June 2010 22:40

maybe he was kidding? perhaps you shouldnt marry if you dont know him to well

sexirene 0

Monday 7 June 2010 22:50

that's weird ha I'm scared of clowns they are so creepy

sexirene 0

Monday 7 June 2010 22:56

113 my fiance help plan our wedding too its this Saturday the 12 :)

Saarr 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 0:48

Congratz!

Spastastic 6

Monday 7 June 2010 22:59

Clowns are terrifying. FYL.

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