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By Jenna_Raymond - 03/07/2017 06:37

Two days ago I found out that my husband had been cheating on me. I was told by one of my friends that works with my husband. When I confronted him he confessed that he was gay and had been in a relationship for the past four months. He had realized he was gay after he met my brother.

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