Miscellaneous: Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind...

By bitchyskier - 26/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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By bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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By Confused - 27/02/2012 04:58 - United States

Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

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By jostertoaster12 - 13/02/2015 20:31 - United States - Steamboat Springs

Today, while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over my skis, causing me to fall and roll down the slope. When I regained my balance, I saw the man had followed me just to say "How graceful" and continue on. FML

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Slippin'

By kerdersty - 30/05/2011 03:27 - Canada

Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML

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By hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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By Skier - 29/01/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

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By snowbum69 - 15/12/2013 08:38 - United States - Meridian

Today, I went skiing with a girl I like. On the lift I asked her out. She said no. Halfway up the lift stopped. We were stuck up there for nearly an hour. FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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Slippin' and a slidin'

By sandra22 - 22/01/2011 08:49 - France

Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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illmatic2 16

Saturday 26 February 2011 23:58

That's what you get for being rude.

Privations_fml 3

Sunday 27 February 2011 0:00

Even if she were stepping on your skis, she probably would have been doing it by accident. No reason to be so bitchy about it.

Comments

ocdavenum41 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 17:44

hahahaha

Babycakes522 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 8:53

Rudee..... But funny. ur mean!! Lol

jamminjylie76 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 21:22

EPIC FAIL

tehweeman 2

Sunday 12 June 2011 8:46

absolutely halarious! ur my hero!

MothsWings 4

Sunday 3 July 2011 8:18

Overaggressive much?

cloud175 6

Sunday 23 October 2011 6:40

I literally facepalmed.

saxplayer9291 3

Sunday 18 December 2011 8:13

That reaction was unwarranted

laptopin 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 19:37

O M G

kickkinit 2

Monday 2 July 2012 3:43

This reminds me of the video of the dog attack its own leg while it was eating! Lol

sammyjo06 14

Wednesday 11 December 2013 6:09

If you had politely asked her to stop you could've looked down and then laughed about it. You would be embarrassed, but you wouldn't be a total douche.