Animals: Today, while trying to play with my rabbit I got for Easter,...

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By Cewdge - 03/05/2016 02:40 - United States - Marksville

Today, while trying to play with my rabbit I got for Easter, he decides to go spastic, slicing my wrist 3 different ways. The cuts look rather suspicious and my family thinks I need to be committed. My rabbit is an asshole. FML

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applesaucerox 10

Tuesday 3 May 2016 21:11

Tell them your rabbit is just trying to get attention.

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applesaucerox 10

Tuesday 3 May 2016 21:11

Tell them your rabbit is just trying to get attention.

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