Insects and Miscellaneous: Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the...

By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 01:03 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

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By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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By shat - 12/12/2015 07:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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By Tough guy - 04/09/2021 23:00

Today, I was laying in bed when my sister came running in, scared. I took my bat and went into the kitchen where the suspicious noise was coming from. It was a rat, right in the middle of the floor. I jumped on the counter and shrieked, just as my girlfriend walked in, who then actually dealt with it. FML

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Hacksaw 4

Saturday 12 December 2009 9:16

Turn in your penis and get out; you are a man no longer.

jloveee 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 9:16

hahaha your sister is awesome :)

Comments

shanniemac 2

Saturday 3 December 2011 1:46

Bwahaha! You go sister!!!

writergirl23 19

Friday 17 February 2012 4:59

Wtf wud you scream and run out of the bathroom naked, just because of an eensy weensy liddle widdle cwicket the size of your weener? Seems to me youre one of the pussy variety of men that is soo common in America.

onewaystreetpark 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 13:09

Shrinkage!

writergirl23 19

Monday 25 June 2012 1:16

You kind of deserved that one bro. A cricket?

blakeford 5

Friday 10 August 2012 21:51

Ha! You got a girly scream. And u showed ur sister ur balls? Creeper. Don't be such a little girl. U have balls to be a man not a bitchy little girl.

volleyballstarrr 1

Wednesday 22 August 2012 0:15

LOLLL DUDE your sister's funny as shit!

Blahblah9921 4

Sunday 9 September 2012 1:47

damn! ur sisters good

yaoiluver69 3

Saturday 5 January 2013 20:49

Please apply cold water to burned area

EverdreamOfMe 24

Wednesday 6 February 2013 17:09

Am I the only one who thinks what the sister and some people on here said was sexist? So woman are weak pusses who run from bugs while men are too manly for that?

TrueColours 9

Sunday 5 January 2014 15:49

You're so right. Why is 'girl' an insult when this FML shows that guys can get scared of insects too? It's also unfair that OP is expected to not be scared of insects just because he's male. Men have feelings too!