Miscellaneous: Today, while sledding with my daughter, I tried getting her to... - FML

By Fluffydemise - 19/01/2013 18:39 - United States

Today, while sledding with my daughter, I tried getting her to go down a steeper slope than she's used to. She was worried she'd crash, so I went first to show her how it's done. I lost control halfway down the hill, bailed, and rolled into a tree. My wife has it on video. FML

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Fluffydemise 18

Sunday 20 January 2013 10:38

OP here. Just made an account. Will consider posting the video!

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Free4ever 6

Sunday 20 January 2013 2:57

Be glad it was you and not your daughter (: next time be more careful.

eddeeezzyy 19

Sunday 20 January 2013 2:55

Ahh, a moment that she'll never forget :)

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SillyGirl4602 23

Sunday 20 January 2013 9:24

It may be painful now but this will be a funny story you can reminisce about for years op. just be happy it wasn't your daughter.

cartedor 18

Sunday 20 January 2013 10:14

You've been framed, easy £250, nice one

Fluffydemise 18

Sunday 20 January 2013 10:38

OP here. Just made an account. Will consider posting the video!

LtBrenton 16

Sunday 20 January 2013 13:02

PLEASE post it. XD

mirthfulMessiahs 21

Sunday 20 January 2013 15:40

That would be so great.

JiggyBoo123 11

Monday 21 January 2013 21:01

I will love you forever if you do.

NeatNit 32

Tuesday 22 January 2013 20:38

Well? Are you going to post it?

Attica 20

Thursday 24 January 2013 11:57

You should...you might get to be the first FML posted with video evidence, which would be memorable and awesome.

Fluffydemise 18

Sunday 20 January 2013 10:47

Holy shit, did you guys really just edit my post as well as my username? Wtf! I can take a joke but stop with the censorship :o

Fluffydemise 18

Sunday 20 January 2013 10:50

I can play this game all day you Stalinist *****. Test me <3

galt 13

Sunday 20 January 2013 11:09

I can see this on YouTube

misslifeguard 7

Sunday 20 January 2013 17:27

Is it gonna be on youtube?

CTMPandemonium 16

Sunday 20 January 2013 17:32

Been there, done that! Then it's off to YouTube with you. Go on, you could be the next viral video XD.

SILVERSTAR_6 17

Sunday 20 January 2013 17:50

Lmfao!! XD yass plz post it!

dalink 24

Sunday 20 January 2013 23:36

I want it noaws!!

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