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By bobuhbeartoe - 24/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By Courtney - 12/11/2011 21:13 - United States

Today, only after I almost knocked myself out cold with the shampoo bottle, did I finally get some out. FML

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By Erin - 10/05/2016 02:18 - United States - Springfield

Today, I fell in the shower, landing ass-crack first onto a can of shaving cream, which split my butt straight down the crack. FML

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By GabyLeann - 29/09/2015 02:01 - United States

Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML

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By Anon O'Mous - 02/01/2012 15:38 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower at the gym when hearing a loud popping noise. Surprised and startled, I jumped and slipped, hitting my head against the shower wall that left a small gash. The pop noise was just someone blowing bubbles from their gum. FML

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Monday 24 August 2009 12:49

you cracked it open? like a coconut? did any of your brains leak out? you need to invest in some grippier feet

dayrin7 4

Monday 24 August 2009 12:16

hehe i least you made it in XD

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Amortifiedperson 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 0:02

I've only seen a few FMLs that made me gasp. This was one of them. I really hope you are ok! :)

nypd613 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 2:54

Haha those are the kind of people you hope will not be okay

anthaz_fml 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 0:44

who found you? hopefully you had the decency to shower with your clothes on...

DinosAndAliens22 18

Tuesday 25 August 2009 0:56

I do that all the time :D minus the whole getting hurt part.

Bretthew7 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 2:21

Precisely the reason why I don't take showers. YDI for using shampoo.

nypd613 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 2:53

Lmfao. Only a guy could say this. Even as a joke.

dzidziaud 5

Tuesday 25 August 2009 2:26

Not literally, I hope.

Kay_Ell_Dee 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 3:39

your skull cracked open ?? Really??

Kay_Ell_Dee 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 3:40

You should really invest in some of those rubber mats for the shower floor.

yourstruly21 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 5:35

My brothers skull cracked open when i was younger, it was a horrible sight o_O

DynamicDave 11

Tuesday 25 August 2009 5:50

Wow. You fail

SAVIORxOMEGA 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 5:55

Wow fucktard. YDI

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