By Thanderska - 04/03/2008 01:02

Today, while playing golf, someone broke my nose. The clubhouse calls an ambulance, and I go to hospital. I call my girlfriend to come and pick me up downstairs; she runs over my foot with her car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 585
You deserved it 52

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I'd go sit in a plastic bubble for a few days.

I can only imagine the pain. When I was younger out playing golf once. My brother walked up behind me mid swing. I can still remember the sound. he had a black eye for a while.

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I'd go sit in a plastic bubble for a few days.

McGundam 5

damn you beat me to it, lol

I can only imagine the pain. When I was younger out playing golf once. My brother walked up behind me mid swing. I can still remember the sound. he had a black eye for a while.

Ambulance gets to the hospital. Then a yellow 1967 British Leyland Mini pulls up behind the door of the ambulance preventing OP from exiting.

you better check yourself before your wreck yourself

I'm sorry I shouldn't have laughed at that. xD hope you heal fast. :)

And Doctors say golf can be beneficial to health......Hope you recover from both soon OP

gobiteme2 34

I have a feeling that even if OP stayed in bed something would have happened i.e. rolling over falling out of bed and breaking arm.

cheesecake12 12

At least you could just turn around and walk back in.

More of a hobble or limp i'd say since his foot was just run over...

Mortoli 30

this all happened in a day? dang that sucks. lol