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The illustrated FMLs

Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML

By gwengas / Wednesday 30 July 2014 06:51 / France - Saint-ouen-des-alleux
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  slutfactory  |  17

Yeah, I'm not understanding how this was an FML moment for OP. She got a compliment and a smile from someone she helped. Being called "little" isn't something I'd be offended by.

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  cleopad1  |  3

Aww that's kinda cute I think xD my boyfriend and I are always making fun of each other and playing around, he's also 6'1"while I'm a mere 5'2" so its the kind of thing he'd say to me xD I would take it as a fml, op xD

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Women don't like being called small. It's why some of us voluntarily ruin our joints by wearing murdering heels. So, after rule #1, learned rom the previous illustration: Don't touch a woman's food; here is now rule #2: don't call us small. Please.

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  foxwasalamb  |  24

why is being called "big" or "fat" bad? some people are comfortable with their bodies

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  1two3four5six  |  23

In my opinion that's what she gets for fishing for compliments. I don't think it's a loss at all, just some harmless teasing.

By  shine999  |  12

Sooo..

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  xxrogerthatxx  |  19

I agree. Boyfriends sometimes act like that to mask their emotions. No real indicator of how he feels though. I thumbed up.

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  Vagitarian1  |  10

Sooo is your ego so fragile you need to seek compliments from your bf constantly? Just be happy with who and what you are, and oh; quit giving bums your money. Many of them just want money to buy drugs, and alcohol.

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  ilikeirony  |  10

1. this didn't come off to me as being needy. rather a cute moment to share with her bf. 2. while that may be true, many others are just regular folk down on their luck. 3. who shoved a stick up your ass?

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  Vagitarian1  |  10

Fine. You can call me anything you want, I don't give a rats ass. You people aren't capable of insulting me. Go ahead and give your money away. The hope here is that someday you will mature to the point where you will realize how foolish it is to throw away your money.

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  Brandi_Faith  |  33

64, Trying to help someone in need is not "throwing your money away." Yes, some people only use it for drugs and alcohol, but there are many who don't. Have you ever given money to a homeless person and then actually seen them go buy drugs with it? Its a stereotype and not always factual. Let's hope you are never in a situation where you are starving and homeless and someone like you comes along who doesn't want to "throw away" their money.

By  imbatmanfir  |  15

It sounds like to me her boyfriend is calling her fat.. If he's then fyl

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  Brandi_Faith  |  33

I imagined it more as talking about her height. Guys tend to like how short and tiny their girlfriends are and sometimes it's amusing to them just how tiny our hands and feet can be next to theirs.

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  MisterEx  |  28

What if OP's boyfriend has a 14 inches penis?

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