Miscellaneous: Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally...

By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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By lalalasmiles06 - 04/09/2010 03:47

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2014 23:55 - United States - Flemington

Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By whiskey'swino - 09/06/2019 14:19

Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML

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Looking like a fool...

By Pantsontheground - 09/08/2018 12:30 - United States - New York

Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML

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Stay classy

By chattyloz - 07/02/2013 12:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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Faatz 4

Monday 13 August 2012 13:07

That's very attractive.

mayyberry 4

Monday 13 August 2012 13:08

Sounds bloody awful!

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masmith 4

Tuesday 14 August 2012 3:33

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I can't stop laughing

sadistmonkey 19

Tuesday 14 August 2012 3:48

But pads don't offer a novel way to get drunk unlike tampons :-(

Mustangs08 2

Tuesday 14 August 2012 4:21

This is why I dont use them

proffbra000 1

Tuesday 14 August 2012 6:04

You're just gross...

maddann 4

Tuesday 14 August 2012 6:22

What'd you do, put it on the table or drop it on the floor?

jadamsclassic 5

Tuesday 14 August 2012 6:49

stay classy America! It saddens me that I, too, am American...

elikaas 10

Tuesday 14 August 2012 7:53

You must've picked your wedgie intensely if your tampon came out from being in far

PoppaSoda 5

Tuesday 14 August 2012 10:18

That's the most horrible mental picture i've gotten in years.. You made me dry heave in bed and killed my spirit.

PoppaSoda 5

Tuesday 14 August 2012 10:21

Never pull the rip cord unless you're prepared for the jump!

IsRaeliPrinCess 8

Tuesday 14 August 2012 21:07

Dont hate on him because it turns him on, he is Edward Cullen he cant help it.

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