By Rob - 16/10/2009 01:59 - France

Today, while on the crapper, I learned that morphine has a nasty side-effect. It appears that it can cause a massive rock-hard piece of dung the size of a bus to form in your intestines. I went to the doctor, he handed me a glove and some laxatives and said, "Have fun!" FML
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Witchcraft_fml 4

Makes me wonder what morphine-addicts have up their bum. Though I'm trying not to think of it.

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FerrariCake 2

If my doctor suggested I could have fun with gloves and laxatives, I would find a different doctor.

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Ninjaface 0

You and that huge brown log have fun, doctor's orders. ;)

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Jaguaress 2

You need a new doctor and a stool softener, not a laxative. Drink lots of water, too, and eat fiber.

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Allymeme 3

eat a whole bunch of vitamin c's! I made that mistake once when I was younger. I ate a whole bunch of them because they are good, and had the poops for a day. Found out that vitamin c can be a laxative.

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leftbank 0

were you not aware that morphine causes constipation?

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monkey314159 0

That's a French doctor's prescription for any condition.

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Fcuk_my_lfie 0

it's not that bad. i had to have morphine for over two weeks when i was 9. to top it off, i was allergic to it.

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sara_no_H 0

you can't blame a doctor for saying that. he was probably just annoyed that you expected him to do something about it. what did you expect? surgery?!

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livn4fun89 0

at least now you have plans for saturday night.

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Carnivwhorus 0

Duh.. any junkie could have told you that

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