By feartheend511 - 19/08/2010 15:48 - United States

Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
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nicknesser 0

I knew Twilight was a problem, just didn't know it was this serious. We're all screwed.

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firechildredhead 0

That's really strange. Sorry op. Fyl.

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kcinthe317 0

it's funny because *slightly modified the fml* YDI because *slightly modified fml* it could have been worse! you could have *fill in the blank* That should cover it.....

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nvadams 0

That is slightly embarrassing for you, but it wasn't really your mom's fault. Still, FYL!

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CrAzImArIe2012 0

ohhh that happens to the best of us:) dont feel bad OP. One time my mom took to many of her pills and she accused me of taking her toothbrush!!:))

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JustJess666 0

mine tries to strangle me to get the car key and after I gave in she lost the car and the cops brought he home.... good times right?!

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KittehKatt 0

NOMNOMNOM .. on you..

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coffee_enima 0

it's not just you that she bites...she bit me last week and the doctors had to sew my penis back on. I think I'll star in a **** now...

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