Intimacy: Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped,...

By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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By Wheresthecreamfilling - 03/11/2016 06:03

Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML

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Sick burn

By Anonymous - 16/05/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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By Heww - 28/09/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, after working an 11 hour shift, I decided to treat myself to a delicious Krispy Kreme doughnut. When I got home, I sat down, put my feet up, poured myself a cold glass of milk. My dog jumps on my lap and vomits all over my doughnuts, stares at me then bites the doughnut out of my hand. FML

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You OK, hun?

By Porche - 12/11/2015 16:24 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend called me at work and said, "I hate to do this over the phone..." I burst into tears, thinking he was going to break up with me. Turns out he only ate my last doughnut. Now my co-workers think I'm a weirdo. FML

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Yummy

By Cupcakes - 15/04/2013 05:11 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML

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By Glutton - 28/01/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML

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By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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By still hungry - 21/04/2012 13:04 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2013 18:31 - France

Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML

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Thursday 3 February 2011 1:05

YDI for dating a cop(;

coralita 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:03

he should of brought you one!

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Privations_fml 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:37

He needed something to eat, lol. Sex burns calories. What's wrong? Or he could just be a fatty. In that case, YDI for ******* him in the first place.

Wheredidgrungego 12

Thursday 3 February 2011 4:13

Fat people need love too!

Privations_fml 3

Thursday 3 February 2011 4:32

True :/ Well... we wouldn't know!

miss_Ali 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:43

what kind of dounut

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Sunday 28 April 2013 1:48

Does it matter?! All doughnuts are delicious!!!

lilcc86 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:47

wow are you that horrible that he needed a doughnut to have some satisfaction?

acmilan721 4

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:49

awwww how romantic:)

harmsfarms 3

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:49

what an a$$hole!

awesomesauce8 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:51

so...?

princess_patches 2

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:51

well he's gotta work off the donut as he's eating it hahaha

ashmart54 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:54

I mean did u guys eat b4 if u didnt then I don't blame him lol

kiketag 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 2:05

homer and marge hu?

BoobooBear8 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 2:10

is he fat?

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Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML

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Today, a woman accused me of bullying her son, and said that she is going to get me fired. Her son is a 27-year-old teacher at my school, whom I disciplined for showing up drunk. FML

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Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML

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Today, my co-workers were laughing at me because I couldn't throw paper into the bin, regardless of how close I was. Annoyed, I tried to prove then wrong by angry throwing paper into the bin that was no less that 1 cm away from me. I missed. FML

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Same thing different taste

Sick burn

You OK, hun?

Yummy

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