Intimacy: Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:21 - Canada

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

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Same thing different taste

By XxMe123xx - 19/08/2010 00:51 - France

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

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Oooooh yeah

By omgwtf - 01/06/2019 04:00

Today, I found out my girlfriend had changed my ringtone to some woman moaning with pleasure continuously. I found this out in the middle of a job interview when she rang me. FML

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Just a prank, bro

By iscreamforicecream - 01/06/2011 11:53 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

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By 504-A1 - 11/05/2012 22:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

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By donkeyd - 05/02/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML

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By blow away - 28/07/2014 04:36 - United States - Middletown

Today, my husband played a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at the dinner table. To make matters worse, it was a compilation of different noises from over a long period of time. My family was horrified and my husband seemed proud of himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 05:23 - United States

Today, while looking through the camera my boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML

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ulicki 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 11:42

haha, dad must of loved to hear that.

Jessie86 3

Saturday 13 November 2010 11:44

Gotta love technology this day and age!

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guyfromri 1

Monday 15 November 2010 0:01

epic funny.

DankAssKeefSlump 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 1:05

Sounds just like an old TFLN I read a while back. Fail!

mrjude 3

Thursday 2 December 2010 21:00

Your boyfriend... I would like to shake his hand.

sarahboo88 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:34

hahahahaha that's actually super funny!

missyj0 12

Thursday 23 June 2011 23:14

LOL! Thank you for that comment, made my day ^

nela25 23

Wednesday 18 January 2012 12:10

hahahahaha thats hilarious, but her boyfriend recorded her moaning on HER phone and then set it as the ringtone when someone called.

lilith5 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 14:17

Ahahahaha!!!! Priceless.

mercedesfist 4

Saturday 20 October 2012 9:08

Why is that a problem? Have you never reached screaming climax with you father before?

jaystreet46 4

Friday 15 February 2013 6:33

Why were you calling him during dinner? I assume you were eating at the same table, huh?

aShortGingerGirl 4

Tuesday 13 August 2013 20:15

Why did u call him if you were together

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Same thing different taste

Oooooh yeah

Just a prank, bro

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