Kids: Today, while building a gingerbread house with my two kids, they...

By jeffnn - 24/12/2016 04:18 - United States - Melbourne

Today, while building a gingerbread house with my two kids, they thought it would be funny to pee on it while I wasn't looking. Nobody noticed until my wife ate one of the pee-covered gingerbread men. FML

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By fired - 13/05/2012 06:26 - United States - Portland

Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML

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By poopiter - 27/07/2013 18:31 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML

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By TotallyDeservedIt - 19/05/2016 17:19 - United States - Midlothian

Today, my plan to prank my husband backfired when I forgot about the "pop-its" I left under the toilet seat and set them off. It not only scared the shit out of me, it also woke up my 2 month-old and my grumpy husband. FML

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By frozenpoo - 21/01/2015 02:05 - United States

Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML

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By Username - 23/08/2011 15:55 - United States

Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML

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Tenbed 10

Wednesday 11 January 2017 2:04

<p>YDI. A soggy baked good is pretty easy to identify.</p>

Magnoxidans 19

Saturday 24 December 2016 6:24

Was she pissed off? :D

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RedWolfy 7

Saturday 24 December 2016 18:58

Why do kids do the most stupidest things? And don't say "because they are kids"

teechur 15

Sunday 25 December 2016 2:42

Kids brought up with respect and manners do not do filthy things like this.

trucker2 33

Saturday 24 December 2016 19:47

I'd say make the kids eat the gingerbread house as punishment

pjsr 32

Saturday 24 December 2016 19:56

Is this a thing in your family? Have you taught them to pee on things as a joke?

pjsr 32

Saturday 24 December 2016 20:02

"Run, run as fast as you can! You can't catch me; I'm the AHHHHG, oh gawd, for the love of all things decent - why the hell would you do that?!?"

Firestar268 25

Saturday 24 December 2016 20:53

How did you not notice pee covering whatever you were building on?

cats1234 15

Saturday 24 December 2016 21:24

That's pretty ******* funny !!

phoebenut 4

Saturday 24 December 2016 21:38

What the hell is wrong with your kids

Stuffaluffagus 25

Sunday 25 December 2016 0:29

I'm so glad I'm never having kids

teechur 15

Sunday 25 December 2016 2:35

What kind of kids are bringing up? My Lord. Time for parenting classes before things really get out of hand.

ClitasaurusRex 3

Sunday 25 December 2016 3:33

Your kids are dick heads

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