By Anonymous - 27/07/2016 20:32

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Today, when the power went out, my wife said it was too bad we couldn't have sex by candlelight since she had just started her period. The only time she brings up sex is when we can't do it. FML
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dorothy675 15

Some women don't get horny until they're either on their period or very close to it. It's a weird system we have. Good luck OP!

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ChaiseT 16

Then why don't you bring it up when she's not on it.

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50ShadesofSavage 7

The people who are suggesting period sex are disgusting.

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madgingermunchki 3

Why? Just because it doesn't appeal to you does not make it disgusting. If two consenting adults enjoy it and willingly indulge, it's their choice.

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Eldslibo 20

Why? It goes away with a shower? And menstruation is not disgusting.

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Zebediabolical 39

I think you misspelled your username. That should be 50 shades of lame.

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pudges 4

Probably because he hasn't had a girl yet. Like really it's just a bit of blood. But whatever some guys are just really squeamish.

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walker9879 25

A period shouldn't stop anything but a sentence.

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mlevy 5

Put a towel on the bed and go for it!! Earn your red-wings!!

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angbelles 5

Ever heard of towels? Just be extra gentle and it feels amazing haha

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Tayleena97 11

You do know you can have sex while she's on her period, right?

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loserman67 35

No disrespect to your wife, but there's oral, anal, and about 5 or 6 other things I can think of without trying too hard. You two need to talk and broaden your horizons

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Zebediabolical 39

Is there some reason that you have to wait for her to bring it up?

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TCKM416 15

I usually have sex with my boyfriend right at the start of my period since it's too messy to do it in the middle

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