Intimacy: Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was... - FML

By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 19:10 - United States

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Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML

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By Sorry, Doc - 10/09/2022 01:30

Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML

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By doctorsandnurses - 13/01/2012 10:47 - United Kingdom

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Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML

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By miss cranky pants - 30/10/2010 05:03 - United States

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Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML

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By instinct - 12/06/2013 03:06 - Australia - Doncaster East

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Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML

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By Marian - 23/03/2009 19:37 - United States

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Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2013 10:44 - United States

Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

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Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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Wet noodle

By Anonymous - 01/08/2021 14:01

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Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML

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By vanessa_d15 - 10/11/2009 09:09 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2019 06:00 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, after a 3-month dry spell because I am recovering after having a baby, I was finally in the mood to get intimate with my husband. Foreplay was great, the sex was great until my back gave out right as I was about to cum. I can't move without intense pain. I just wanted to orgasm! FML

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Blanche_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:37

why would you think of sex? really.. you knew that would happen ydi

ecrw 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:43

Still less awkward than getting an erection during a physical though

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sugarbear0727 19

Sunday 23 June 2013 16:48

At least your exam didn't hurt. It always hurt like hell when I get one done, even when I'm relaxed.

tdani23 6

Sunday 1 June 2014 23:02

Well at least you know the sex was good if you got wet just thinking about it.

Somegirlyoumightknow 3

Monday 8 May 2017 1:57

Sorry, but what did you expect to happen? YDI

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