By WhiteCaribbean - 22/09/2014 19:38 - Saint Lucia - Castries

Spicy
Today, what I thought was going to be a lunch date turned into a life insurance sales pitch. FML
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WhiteCaribbean 3

BTW I'm straight, for anyone in the comments wondering, it was a female who pitched the life insurance. I seriously thought she was interested in me; that's why i went to meet her =S

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Top comments

octinate 17

Never date a salesman.

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seemetrot_fml 16

Must be a good salesman if he can sell a date as a pitch.

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christina3466 17

That's double the fun.

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titusswan 6

Did you buy his insurance? If so, he is a smooooth dude.

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worldclassrager 39

How is this intimacy? Did you buy from him?

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WhiteCaribbean 3

BTW I'm straight, for anyone in the comments wondering, it was a female who pitched the life insurance. I seriously thought she was interested in me; that's why i went to meet her =S

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LostMy_Marbles 24

She's just making sure if things progressed further, she would get some cash if you died ;)

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Meechiepie 13

One time I went to hang out with an old high school friend, and she did a sales pitch on me because she got caught up in some pyramid scheme. I went out with her twice, hoping the second time wouldn't be the same, it was, and I've been dodging her ever since.

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DrunkParrot 3

Damn saw your exact same post on 9gag not long ago

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cartedor 18

be strong,don't fall for it and buy yourself useless insurance

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havingalaugh 9

Life insurance is anything but useless, but I can see why you would say that if you don't have kids or a family that depends on you.

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