By WhiteCaribbean - 22/09/2014 19:38 - Saint Lucia - Castries

Spicy
Today, what I thought was going to be a lunch date turned into a life insurance sales pitch. FML
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BTW I'm straight, for anyone in the comments wondering, it was a female who pitched the life insurance. I seriously thought she was interested in me; that's why i went to meet her =S

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Top comments

octinate 17

Never date a salesman.

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seemetrot_fml 16

Must be a good salesman if he can sell a date as a pitch.

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Comments

Googolman 29

Tell him you have lunch insurance and leave, thus sticking him with the bill.

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annie917 15

At least he's thinking about your life and relationship for the long run. Just kidding he wants your money.

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gurbism 16

At least he didn't try to sell you Amway

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DragonDude 24

Well, do you have a new insurance plan?

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captainsmegma 12

Return the favor invite him to dinner and arrange for am Amway presentation.

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natalieeliza 11

Sounds to me like he was trying to collect....in case of an accident...

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brendejafulable 41

awwwwwwkward.

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Crossbowe 13

Why are the down voting gods choosing this comment lol it would be god damn akward if a date turns into a pitch

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LittleBells 17

The downvoting gods have you next on their list, #25

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coopchick 8

gods? more like assholes

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cdalton 12

At least you still got their number. And if you signed up you could see them more often and turn it romantic.

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jriley4u 17

Been there before. Lol. Went to see an old friend that I was close to growing up and when we met for dinner he immediately went into his pitch. I left.

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