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By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

Spicy
Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
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doubleohseven 0

dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

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thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

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KaiXtc 0

Waitttttt... you got hard.. by looking at your cousin? omgsh.. thats ******* sick. but made me laugh. hahaha **** your sick ways [:

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rheaboo 0

Last time I checked it didn't say he was redneck...js

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poptartkid 0

#52 YOU SUCK IT'S A FCKING TV SHOW! **** whoever you want!

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CandyApple 0

ok to those people are saying 'its just his cousin' er, no. its still sick and i dont think anyone of us here care about the genetics we either jsut care about wanking to cousins or incest is sick.

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LunaVachonFan95 0

lol,omg.why didn't you go to your room??

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memegui 0

Now that's what I call an FML. Why are cousins always so damn hot?

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STOP_BITCHING 0

i know #86 my cousin is as hot as hell and guy who wrote this, you would have gotten more sympathy if you didnt say who she was, better yet that she is related to you

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