By The Joker? - 31/07/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML
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flockz 19

i guess today wasnt the best day to wear your purple pimp suit with your green wig.

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allmidnighteyes 10

That wasn't a mugging you needed, but it was the one you deserved. /Dark Knight reference some of you will probably thumb me down for

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batman4eva3113 0

becus OPs not a hero but a watchful protector

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

They heard you hating on his scent last Christmas! You asshole, that's man-stank. You made fun of their car and called their sidekick a chicken. I'd attack you too

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loovemylife 7

it would've been amazing if they said 'na na na na na na na na' while attacking you.

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itsharkley 8

and somehow the words POW SHAM WAX come out when they hit OP

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IDontKnow10101 14

2 batmans? one of them needs to be Robin

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

I'd personally rather have 2 Batmans, so they could duel with one another using their Alfreds like Pokemon. It's always been a dream of mine..

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MsMeiriona 2

One of them was. The first Robin became Nightwing, then after the 'death' of the original Batman, assumed the role until he fought his way back through time from dawn of history, whereupon we have TWO Batmans. Batmen? What is the plural of Batman?

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

When has Robin ever been needed?

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tona01 16

No batman isn't capable of that, YOU monster, of all the flying mammal related superhero, you chose him!!!! You attacked him!!!! *starts weeping, sits down in a corner and starts to rock back and forth while sucking his thumb*

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itsallgoodintheh 0

what did they do to you and Maybe it was bat man.

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DeathBunny218 37

He must have had a batman cloning compartment on his utility belt in case he came against a more formidable foe. you should see this as a positive, it took more than one Batman to kick your ass

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