By gummy bear - 21/01/2011 11:41

Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend "where art thou my love?" via SMS. She replied "Toilet." FML
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nerdsgetmehot 22

Oh no, you've found out the truth-- that girls POO and PEE. How will you LIVE?!

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ShadowluigiXxP 0

"where art thou" means why are you not "where are u"

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orangeslice14 1

Does the person that wrote this realize or know that "Where art thou" means Why are you...? not Where are you...?

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PhantomJen 0

"Wherefore" means why. "Where," on the other hand, means "where." It does not magically change in meaning because he decided to throw some old English around it.

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heyu7421 0

And you dont find that hilarious?! What kind of man are you? How does that make your life suck?!

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brelinxboo 0

Never-mind the fact that you seriously just asked "why are you my love?" in Shakespearean language.

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caribou_megs 7

To quote PhantomJen: "'Wherefore' means why. 'Where,' on the other hand, means 'where.' It does not magically change in meaning because he decided to throw some old English around it."

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Draminicaus 0

That's a tragedy for you. I had no idea it all happened in a few days, though. That's just....wow.

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honoshikun 3

Where art thou actually means "who are you?" As my English teacher taught me in Grade 9. But yeah, that's just funny.

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CandidateForWax 0

Actually 'Wherefore art thou' means 'WHY are you?' as in why is he Romeo, aka. a Montague, so she can't be with him.

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Cinn_fml 22

That's what I meant, silly me not reading the whole comment.

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Yodimon 0

It seems that people don't understand softcore FMLs. It's not really tragic, just bad, and kind of funny.

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RefugeForChris 0

That's what I was gonna say:D

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