Miscellaneous: Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the... - FML

By jm_track - 26/02/2011 22:59 - United States

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

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By shadowsorel - 30/08/2012 20:34 - United States - Chicago

Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML

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Patience

By lovehaterelationship - 10/03/2014 18:43 - Austria - Graz

Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML

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You deserved it 12 922

By PissedbythePiper - 11/09/2012 06:11 - United States - Saukville

Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

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You deserved it 2 911

By noname - 29/12/2008 06:09 - France

Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML

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You deserved it 3 224

By lauramarie - 23/07/2011 14:18 - Canada

Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 555

You deserved it 15 595

By funnymanjoe - 14/09/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

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You deserved it 5 735

By sleeplessinrichmond - 15/09/2013 06:02 - United States - Bronx

Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML

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You deserved it 2 956

By freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

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You deserved it 60 178

Roommates from hell, part 4765

By SHUT UUUUUP - 02/03/2023 23:00 - United States

Today, I've found that it's hard to focus on important things when your roommate won't stop singing at the top of his lungs, without any music playing mind you, especially when his singing voice sounds like a cat being forced through a meat grinder. FML

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You deserved it 80

Boiling point

By sharky - 05/10/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, I have a massive headache, thanks to my asshat of a roommate, who decided to balance our tea kettle on the top of the kitchen door. When I stumbled into the kitchen, half-awake, it came smashing down onto my head. FML

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You deserved it 2 040

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Top comments

RecklessJellyBea 7

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:06

o.O Truth be told, I would've done the same.

mozeszback 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 22:05

Everybody drinks to much sometimes, hungover doesn't mean you're a drunk

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you_failed 15

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:15

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I never knew there was a bagpipe version of this song! xD That's hilarious! :')

squishthatlion 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 3:02

its by dropkick murphys

junkboy 4

Sunday 27 February 2011 6:27

22: DROPKICK MURPHYS FTW! i'm glad someone here knows who they are

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:37

Korn's lead singer plays bag pipes on stage at concerts. Even an amazing band as them, couldn't make them sound good so FYL for having to hear that shit!

TheBeatlesAreLov 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 5:54

FYL for listening to Korn.

bassistbrown 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 5:59

damn right.

kamadx 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 9:45

wtf? FYL for listening to KoRn? Then I suppose listening to Bieber would be "You're awesome"

TheBeatlesAreLov 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 14:56

Bieber? Who said anything about Bieber? Look at my username, stupid. :).

RadioOctopus 16

Sunday 18 March 2012 5:08

What EVER! korn is great!

sarabraun8 7

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:43

10 points

MaddaCheeb 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:46

lol.

weezaCbaby 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:47

hahaha! that is hilarious and a great idea!!

Sadochan 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:52

Why the **** do people hate bagpipes? ******* ignorant dicks.

kornhead09 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 5:28

lol what does ignorance gave to do with personal preference

takeapieandrun 9

Sunday 27 February 2011 6:00

I just thought this would he a good place to express my hatred for bagpipes. To OP, YDI for getting drunk in the first place.

pokopiko 9

Sunday 27 February 2011 16:09

ignorance is bliss.

Notso_boosh_fml 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 3:00

lol win for the roommate!

JenL_fml 7

Sunday 27 February 2011 3:05

your roommate pwns!

the_ace1337 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 10:02

I was just watching Soul Eater. Excalibur is awesome!

sgenfkshe 5

Sunday 27 February 2011 3:08

haha I think that's a little something called 'karma':P:)

ImaginaryFoe 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 6:15

I'm pretty sure it's not.

naynay104 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 3:22

i've noticed that regardless of the polls, each fml's comments are all along the lines of 'its all your fault!' so that tells me one of two things - either everything shit that happens is your own fault and could be avoided, or the people commenting are self-righteous unsympathetic a-holes.

zargon 1

Sunday 27 February 2011 4:13

Hmm... I wonder how one may have avoided a hangover? Damn, can't think of anything... you're right, this was totally unavoidable happenstance.

AlyshaDeShae 10

Sunday 27 February 2011 5:40

@27 I'm a "self-righteous unsympathetic a-hole" because I think people should be responsible for the consequences of their own actions. Also, I think what the roommate did was hilarious both in song choice and version. :-D It's really fun being self-righteous and unsympathetic.

counterfit 10

Sunday 27 February 2011 8:20

The hangover itself is punishment enough. No need to add to it.

Clevelandians 17

Tuesday 27 January 2015 21:33

Like you people have never had a hangover.. Come on.

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