Intimacy: Today, things were getting steamy with my boyfriend. For once,... - FML

By animal45 - 07/11/2010 01:32 - China

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Today, things were getting steamy with my boyfriend. For once, I tried to be more vocal to turn him on. After five minutes, he says, "Could you stop making animal noises, I feel like I’m fucking in a farmyard." FML

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thepeniswrinkler 14

Monday 7 November 2016 13:19

Wait, were you moaning or mooing?

AccountForStuffs 6

Monday 7 November 2016 14:04

Rephrased: OP, you're not naturally vocal. You believed that bedroom vocalizations are a turn on for your boyfriend. So you put on a performance intended for his benefit. Would you say that's accurate? Thing is, non-natural vocalizing is the equivalent of faking it. Personally there's no bigger turn off than when a partner fakes it. The way he said "that's a turn off please just behave the way you do naturally because I so dig that" is a whole other story, cause dude was being a dick with that one. Have a chat with him about being respectfull during sexy times or kick his ass to the curb, unless you enjoy being denigrated.

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hunt381 22

Monday 7 November 2016 17:41

Were you trying to "do it like they do on the Discovery Channel?"

Manhattanz 5

Tuesday 8 November 2016 13:52

Dump the jackass

Bearsmomma 30

Wednesday 9 November 2016 8:53

Oh god, I'm sorry that happen. But Lmao at the same time.

Bearsmomma 30

Wednesday 9 November 2016 8:59

Edit *happened* I can't let my typo go... Sorry

lucasjames22 8

Sunday 2 July 2017 18:13

being fake never works

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