Love: Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl...

By Stacy - 13/07/2013 04:22 - United States

Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

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By anonymouss - 21/09/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML

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By clop clop clopping all the way - 20/06/2013 21:13 - United States

Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML

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By Jason - 14/02/2018 15:00

Today, I bought my crush a bouquet of roses plus one fake. The line was going to be, "I'll stop loving you when the last rose dies." I told my best friend and he thought it was such an amazing idea that he stole the fake rose and gave it to her himself. Guess who got the girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2019 20:00

Today, the boy I like, came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

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By damn - 04/01/2013 14:08 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 04:00 - Pakistan - Gujranwala

Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML

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By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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thrifting 18

Saturday 13 July 2013 11:56

How terribly disappointing. I know them feels.

Jonniii 10

Saturday 13 July 2013 11:58

Take the flowers as an exchange for fuel.

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emblondie 7

Sunday 14 July 2013 11:12

I thought that was his pick up line..?

SMurphy501 6

Sunday 14 July 2013 12:27

Ouch! :(

whoaitsamber 20

Sunday 14 July 2013 13:23

Stacy's mom has got it going on. He is trying to get to your mom be warned

lwonderful 11

Sunday 14 July 2013 14:08

He really should've thought about how you'd feel before he decided to go be a dick. Sorry, OP:( FYL

nh97103 9

Sunday 14 July 2013 23:57

Wait, maybe he was going to give them to you and got all nervous last second and panicked? Sounds plausible to me.

Thorzix 23

Monday 15 July 2013 20:40

Must suck, but if you didn't tell him you like him, YDI.

alchemist27 13

Tuesday 23 July 2013 11:36

Well ... Shit

Angel_of_Night 10

Monday 29 July 2013 8:57

Ouch... You'll find the right one soon.

Aligator67 12

Wednesday 2 October 2013 6:22

Oooh... took me a while to understand the FML

Aligator67 12

Wednesday 2 October 2013 6:24

oohh I get the FML now. Took me a while.

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