Love: Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started...

By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 10:16 - India

Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML

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By great - 28/02/2015 16:23 - United States - Porter

Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML

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By well i'm fucked - 03/02/2014 22:47 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML

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You deserved it 6 846

By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

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By mike - 07/02/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML

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By fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuc - 02/04/2014 21:22 - Denmark - Herning

Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML

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By bTOhno - 13/08/2011 06:37 - United States

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

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You deserved it 4 731

By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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What the F, lady?

By Anonymous - 01/09/2012 00:49 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML

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God laughs

By Flipper_87 - 29/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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Qball56 10

Sunday 5 April 2015 0:07

And from that point on, you was running!

myelias25 15

Sunday 5 April 2015 0:07

Run

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Snaxia 12

Sunday 5 April 2015 4:04

Good luck OP

Chase_runner 6

Sunday 5 April 2015 4:23

And this is how he got to become a runner

thelionheart 14

Sunday 5 April 2015 4:41

The girl you are no longer seeing*

abNormal62 23

Sunday 5 April 2015 4:44

She sounds like she's got a special brand of crazy going on run run far run long Don't stop Don't look back

freeman232 6

Sunday 5 April 2015 4:49

Get out.... Get out now!

Woahh78 9

Sunday 5 April 2015 4:59

Sounds like a yandere, I'd you get your ass out asap op!

gintwinsmoore 20

Sunday 5 April 2015 5:10

screen, screen, screen!

guitarshredder19 7

Sunday 5 April 2015 5:10

Go stay by relatives or move without her knowing, and send her a message saying you're broken up

roxyroller20 15

Sunday 5 April 2015 5:30

'Cause I've got a blank space baby...

sorainu 18

Sunday 5 April 2015 5:33

GOODBYE!

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What the F, lady?

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