Intimacy: Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass...

By Sanchez - 07/01/2010 17:22 - United States

Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML

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By anonymous - 19/03/2011 10:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML

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By amanda - 23/07/2013 05:17 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML

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Love hurts

By Sam - 27/08/2020 23:02 - Canada

Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML

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What a feeling!

By numbcrumb - 18/09/2017 23:15

Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML

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Barf

By Danielle - 25/10/2020 11:02

Today, I threw up during sex. FML

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By mikeycoco - 20/05/2011 14:39

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

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By Silent - 03/12/2009 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML

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Trial and mainly error

By unlucky - 13/11/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML

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Between a rock and a not-so-hard place

By Anonymous - 22/02/2021 23:01

Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML

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By Lucy - 21/07/2012 07:40 - United States - La Mesa

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with for the past two years. Five minutes in, he passed out on top of me from a pain pill overdose and had a mini seizure. He finally woke up and groans, "Those bastards! They confiscated my clothes!" FML

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sparkey0127 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 20:01

that I terrible!! **** your life indeed!!

xo_candy 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 20:11

Don't they have medicine for that? fyl

Comments

cburke9 7

Friday 28 October 2011 20:49

that is the worst thing i have ever heard in my life. my condolences

TipsyHobo 7

Thursday 3 November 2011 4:40

So... is that rape still?

CrazyV 22

Tuesday 22 November 2011 16:31

woah... just like j.d

kasgurl113 0

Friday 25 November 2011 19:46

Aww that is so sad :(

beastwill64 16

Friday 2 December 2011 3:55

I fell so sorry for you. F your life

monokuma 0

Monday 26 December 2011 3:28

No fap time :(y

sexynarwhal 6

Sunday 1 April 2012 20:47

i saw this on scrubs. JD passes out when he shat

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 8 May 2012 21:07

No cure?! Well ****...

grumpy94533 11

Tuesday 26 November 2013 7:33

:( so sorry

sdroze1389 31

Wednesday 8 January 2014 2:34

wow you def drew the short genetic straw. sorry OP

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Today, my cat tried to look out my bedroom window. To do so, she tried to stand on my air conditioner. She was unsuccessful in that endeavor, almost knocking my TV over and fucking up the side panel. Now there's an opening in my window that I can't close up. Guess I'll take the AC out and shut the window. FML

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Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML

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Today, it's been 4 years since I cheated on my boyfriend and we broke up. I've moved on within those four years, but I found out the reason I have such a hard time getting a new man now is because my ex, who still works the same minimum wage job, still goes out of his way to tell everyone he knows about our breakup. FML

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Today, I woke up realizing that not even the scammer that I told I would pay for her friendship wanted to be my friend. FML

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Today, my mother was re-enrolling me in school so she was required to fill out some paperwork. Later, she asked me, "What does caucasian mean?" I replied, "Why?" Apparently she didn't recognize the word, so she checked "Other" and wrote in "White". FML

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Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML

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Today, I've practised a particular fast passage at least hundreds of times, it was perfect… then came the competition. I sat down on the chair and played it, but halfway through, my instrument chose to just fall off my hand, not even the bow or something, the entire instrument. It was recorded too. FML

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Today, I found out that while it is unlikely you'll break your arm by catching it in the door, it is perfectly possible. FML

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