By Coyote - 10/12/2017 06:45

Today, the cat was screaming for canned food. To save the ears of everyone in the house, I decided to give him what he wanted. When I popped the lid, it squirted stinky cat-food gravy all over my shirt. When I tried to remove the shirt, it all went inside my pants. FML
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CoyoteOldOne 17

I am an uncontrolled human. The cat is uncontrolled also. Cat food doesnt smell nice to me, and it was a strong, wet, meaty smell. Dammit, that came out bad too. Maybe i should work at one of those phone sex lines.

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Tripartita 44

It’s not often you read an FML that could be either a cat food ad or the premise of soft core ****. “I decided to give him what he wanted. When I popped … it squirted … all over my shirt.”

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electrodude 15

Now you can’t go blaming the fishy smell on the tin of cat food ????

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Elizabeth Burley 22

I've had it go all over my face and shirt before. Even in my mouth! Its so gross but its the only thing my cats sensitive stomach can handle. I feel your pain OP! Better luck next time! Gotta open it just the right way.

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donb23 23

Why does every first comment always get duplicated FML. You need to fix that in the mobile app. So what's up FML?? Huh? Huh? Huh?

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Cali 54

Huh? Are you talking about the 2 "Top Comments" that are featured above the rest?

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Goatstookallusernames 5

Send cat in china. Get a real pet... a dog!!

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