Intimacy: Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom....

By anonyme62 - 13/04/2015 09:51 - Cameroon - Ringo

Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long time, but as I also needed to go, I went to check on him. He was trying to urinate into the condom, “just to see what it was like.” FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 25 May 2016 20:57

Just make sure he continues to use them.

DanaeZee 18

Monday 30 May 2016 17:31

Lesson learned: Let people do their business alone in the bathroom. Some things should stay hidden...

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janfleury 19

Monday 30 May 2016 19:48

That's funny.

otterman_empire 7

Monday 30 May 2016 19:51

what was it like?

Knittedbirch 8

Monday 30 May 2016 20:54

Honestly if I had a penis I would be curious about that too

FalloutScrolls 25

Monday 30 May 2016 21:34

Now that's a water balloon to be used against someone you REALLY don't like.

death32 6

Tuesday 31 May 2016 0:06

boys r idiots even grown men r boys see my point

JZY1989 23

Tuesday 31 May 2016 8:10

picked a real winner there.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Tuesday 31 May 2016 14:21

how is this a FML? he's just curious for a laugh.

graphicstyle7 17

Tuesday 31 May 2016 17:31

So? It's his body, not yours. If he wants to do something absolutely harmless, why are you concerned?

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