Kids: Today, someone was letting their very annoying kids run a muck... - FML

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By gingerlover01 - 29/02/2016 19:52 - United States

Today, someone was letting their very annoying kids run a muck in the lobby of my doctor's office I tried to ignore it cause hey I was young once too, what I couldn't ignore was one of the little brats grabbing my butt and running off laughing and their mother applauding him. FML

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