Pranks and Kids: Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow...

By Anonymous - 17/08/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 23:26 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML

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By waltzy777 - 26/04/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, i had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. right when i finished, i ran out of gas. My 83 year old grandmother saw. FML

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By Jon - 05/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics, I waved and walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2011 08:40 - Canada

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2013 05:18 - United States

Today, I taught my kid how to mow the lawn. It's a self-propelling mower so it's easy to handle. My kid thought it would be smart to tie the handle down so that he wouldn't have to push it at all. This resulted in the lawn mower blasting through our fence and sinking into my neighbor's pool. FML

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By anon - 20/07/2011 07:55 - Canada

Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2017 08:00 - Canada - Grand Bay

Today, I thought it would be funny to mow a dick into my grandmother's lawn, but the mower leaked gasoline and now there's a giant dead grass outline. FML

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By :/ - 03/12/2012 01:57 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML

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By its still broken - 11/06/2015 00:13 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my neighbor came over to borrow my lawnmower. As I have previously loaned it to him and he returned it broken, I refused. He then promptly ate the strawberries off my daughter's small strawberry plant and stormed off. FML

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By overthehorizon - 27/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire 2 acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML

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JE553 9

Saturday 17 August 2013 16:08

Quality kid with quality humor clearly

oh_merde 11

Saturday 17 August 2013 16:08

What a dick!

Comments

alwayswinning123 7

Saturday 17 August 2013 16:48

At least you have less work to do..?

pwnman 33

Saturday 17 August 2013 16:48

I sure hope that you didn't pay him before doing the mowing service on your lawn. He's like a prick, and YDI if you have paid him before, but FYL for now, breda.

tommyfox 19

Saturday 17 August 2013 16:50

Apparently your landscaper was more of a manscaper.

imtooshy 18

Saturday 17 August 2013 16:51

Sorry OP but I think this is absolutely hilarious! Yes, I'm prepared for all the "thumbs down" my comment will get.

heyheynow 12

Saturday 17 August 2013 16:52

well that was a dick move...

ThatGuyInClass 5

Saturday 17 August 2013 16:58

Kids and their penis drawings... *sigh*

deemarie13 14

Saturday 17 August 2013 17:06

Hope u didn't pay in advance.

ksks1234 33

Saturday 17 August 2013 17:33

You will still be able to see it. My sister mowed her name and a happy face in the lawn (right before my grandma died, so we had lots of people at the house) it was still visible (even after mowing over it) for a good 3 months.