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By mayhemagnet - 11/06/2016 21:51 - United States - Wharton

Today, one of my old coworkers called me, gushing, to thank me for putting together her resume and talking through some interview tactics. She just got a job in my old industry and she's super-excited, all thanks to me. I couldn't bear to tell her I've been waiting for a callback for that job. FML.

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JHPugh 19

Thursday 16 June 2016 4:50

Maybe ask her to put In a good word for ya?

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JHPugh 19

Thursday 16 June 2016 4:50

Maybe ask her to put In a good word for ya?

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