Miscellaneous: Today, my younger brother brought home his new bagpipes. My older...

By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 12:52 - Australia

Today, my younger brother brought home his new bagpipes. My older brother plays the drums. I'm currently preparing to sit the most important exams of my schooling life. FML

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Today, my little brother got a violin. FML

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By Nony - 08/06/2021 22:01

Today, during one of my final exams at university, the police academy across from the class decided to practice their marching. With the full band of bagpipes. For the entire 3 hours. I have a headache verging on migraine and start humming the marching beat occasionally. FML

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By Pukey - 28/03/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML

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By noshow - 11/12/2014 05:44 - United States - Richardson

Today, it's the last night before a concert. Today is also the day my brother pawned my clarinet for drug money. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 03:07 - United States

Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML

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By Dump Tump - 29/03/2019 22:00

Today, my flute broke. I have an exam coming tomorrow and all repair shops are closed. I guess I’ll have to lose £150. FML

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By PissedbythePiper - 11/09/2012 06:11 - United States - Saukville

Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

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By BowTiesAr3Cool - 25/12/2014 16:36 - United States - Irving

Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML

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By swervelol - 14/07/2016 19:06

Today, as well as for the past two weeks, my brother has been making up songs about farts and singing them non-stop. He's 26. FML

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By SeriouslyMakeItStop - 21/03/2014 11:09 - United States - Waco

Today, three days before I take my bar exam, the biggest exam of my life, I got my monthly. And I get to bring my belongings in a clear plastic bag so the world knows. FML

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hott15 0

Friday 30 September 2011 18:25

Go to the library? or somewhere quiet?

megapeyt 17

Friday 30 September 2011 18:27

Noise canceling headphones. They solve everything.

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Matty1188 6

Saturday 1 October 2011 20:04

Off to the library, then.

Mcsquirley 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 23:14

Move out into an apartment for the week of your studying.

RomanBeauty 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 8:15

Are you taking your OWLS??

trixy81 10

Sunday 2 October 2011 10:11

Go study and get off FML?

LilAngel606 5

Sunday 2 October 2011 10:57

go somewhere else

3vilCandy 2

Sunday 2 October 2011 11:17

stop being a baby about it, musical people need to make noise

QueenslandPanda 1

Sunday 9 October 2011 12:13

QCS Right? Most exhausting two days ever! But you get free food, that's a bonus. I did mine last year...

gonzales_dani 0

Saturday 30 June 2012 0:39

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