By alekoi - 14/05/2015 03:15 - United States - Shelton

Today, my window broke and will not close. My room is in a wooded area. I've already chased out two squirrels and a bird and it's only been an hour. I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up like Snow White with all sorts of wildlife sleeping with me. FML
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alekoi 19

Op here, and you guys are hilarious! I diddnt think this would get published! Thought I'd do I follow up. My room isn't actually attached to the house and because my parents think its too hilarious they wont let me come in to the main house, and they won't help me fix it. Lol but I did try to cover it with a blanket, and of course it rained. So now I'm soaked because my bed is directly underneath but hey no more wildlife! I did try to refrain from singing, and kept away from apples so I think I'm safe! But seriously you guys are all hilarious, totally made my day!

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swanheart 35

Maybe don't eat any apples for the next few days...

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Badkarma4u 17

Play some Lil Wayne. That will keep all the animals with good taste out.

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skye147 20

Maybe if you start singing they will help you clean your house :D

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benjamn 24

Maybe your prince will be there to kiss you in the morning, or just another toad. :)

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IDerive 12

Sleeping with wildlife sounds like a Disney movie from Mexico

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Idahome 6

ever hear of a sheet of plywood or even a piece of cardboard? smh

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733yoda_fml 19

I've had it worse. I left my hotel room window open (Kenya) and went to the bathroom. When I came back, there were three monkeys in the room.

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buckdharma 36

If you are using outdated Windows, you may have bugs too. use the mouse to get rid of the bugs, and call Windows Security.

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alekoi 19

I tried turning it on and off but no luck!

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foxmatrix15 8

Dude put a plastic tape it on window and blow dry it til it tightens

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