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By Anonymous - 27/08/2012 02:56 - United States - Riverside

Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument which resulted in her begging for a divorce and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML

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By overseasbummer - 14/11/2014 19:09 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my wife and I had an argument serious enough to end our marriage, while overseas on vacation, with my whole family present. Three more days of awkward tension until we get to fly home and it all ends. FML

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Get over it

By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

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By PanFace - 13/10/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 02:02 - United States

Today, my wife and I had one of the biggest arguments we've ever had, which resulted in her leaving, going to her parents' house and calling me twice, screaming and sobbing. The argument was over a seven dollar bottle of wine. Apparently, she was "saving it for a special occasion." FML

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By cap - 09/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I had sex with my wife only to be told that the sex was horrible and to be given divorce papers. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 21:33 - United States - Carrollton

Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML

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That escalated quickly

By Anonymous - 04/10/2021 14:00

Today, my wife and I have been fighting for two days straight. We haven’t talked all day. It all started with me asking where to park. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 18:00

Today, my wife screamed, cried, called me lazy and a bad parent, and threatened to leave and take our four kids. All I did was ask for an hour to myself every day for some private time. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my wife and I had a huge fight. I was getting ready to go to sleep on the couch when she came downstairs and grabbed a very large metal spoon. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

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By anon - 18/07/2019 14:00

Today, my wife and I got into an argument. She ran out, yelling. Later, at work, I felt guilty, so I picked up some flowers and a card. When I presented them to her, she looked puzzled. I made the mistake of reminding her about our argument. She is now mad at me, again. FML

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clueless05 12

Monday 27 August 2012 9:23

Those IKEA instructions can be difficult.

putloginhere 6

Monday 27 August 2012 9:23

Did you end up putting the table together..?

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EricaJoy 0

Tuesday 28 August 2012 3:27

First they make complicated instructions and now they are breaking up marriages! Damn you IKEA!

UnjustifiedClaim 15

Tuesday 28 August 2012 3:38

IKEA, ruining marriages and generally destroying families since 1947.

mannykatany 9

Tuesday 28 August 2012 5:35

Why do they sell pancake syrup at Ikea? I thought they only sold furniture...

gman90210 18

Tuesday 28 August 2012 5:50

All women cheat and think its ok but if the man does its a whole lot of hell.

tencentsakiss 19

Tuesday 28 August 2012 6:36

Liz lemon was right!

rikolasdf 2

Tuesday 28 August 2012 7:15

YDI for buying something from IKEA.

mick3y2013 2

Tuesday 28 August 2012 7:24

Once a cheater always a cheater. If I were u I'd move on right now

SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

Tuesday 28 August 2012 8:47

I would have given her what she wanted. And I would have probably thrown those furniture pieces at her head.

babalooisbabaloo 5

Tuesday 28 August 2012 9:00

Nothing good ever comes off ikea

Jasonf6 0

Tuesday 28 August 2012 13:27

Well, once it is built you can lay all your cards on the table.

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