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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 19:10 - United States - Findlay

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a diet coke?" FML

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By J - 11/02/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

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By goldendarkness - 09/07/2016 01:34

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to stop by a drive-thru on the way to his place. I asked him to order a Coke for me, at which point he asked if I wanted to make it a Diet Coke. FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2014 15:30 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was taking a customer's order, when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2021 23:01

Today, while on a date, I accidentally ordered "diet water" instead of saying "diet coke". FML

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By first time at McDonald's in months... - 27/03/2013 05:04 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

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By Hungryman - 15/01/2010 21:30 - France

Today, I ordered a Diet Coke with my meal from a fast food restaurant. Turns out, they didn't give me diet. My blood sugar spiked and I was sick for hours later. I'm a diabetic. FML

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By nerd - 16/10/2009 15:08 - Singapore

Today, I was on cloud nine when the beautiful waitress I frequently ordered takeaways from told me she didn't need to take my name as she remembers me from before. When I got my food I saw the sales slip. On it she had written, "Cheeseburger - Fries - Coke - nerdy guy with bad haircut." FML

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By sportskidguru - 01/02/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make. FML

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Thanks?

By Anonymous - 23/12/2017 06:00

Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML

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plasticsmile42 2

Thursday 5 July 2012 23:04

Wow, what an ass. dont let him/her get to you op!

MainPrism 16

Thursday 5 July 2012 23:05

I really hope you obeyed the cardinal rule of the food industry & waited til after you got your food before telling the waiter what you thought of them... If not, you ate something extra with your food... Pretty much gauranteed...

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FML_Girl171 0

Friday 6 July 2012 3:02

Report her! She can get fired!

2RaRa25 6

Friday 6 July 2012 3:05

I'm sorry for you, OP. I hope you at least said something to the manager on your way out. If not, I hope you dined and dashed that little prick.

jenth 2

Friday 6 July 2012 3:24

No tip for him, then..

jyoung253 1

Friday 6 July 2012 3:24

Wow. The only tip he deserved was " stay off the streets after dark." What a jackass. I hope you complained to the manager.

TormundGiantBane 3

Friday 6 July 2012 3:24

Riiiiight. What'd you do prior to this?

Ameel_fml 19

Friday 6 July 2012 3:28

Where were you eating? Fawlty Towers?!

Carolyn2787 2

Friday 6 July 2012 3:29

Your response? Yes, I'd like two... One to throw in your face and one to sip with a satisfied smile after I get your ass fired by telling the manager about you.

sniken 14

Friday 6 July 2012 3:31

What is the fun in getting him fired? Tell him how you could get him fired but that you won't cuz keeping his shit job must be a much better punishment.

live2swim 5

Friday 6 July 2012 3:33

Wow, sounds like they got a great tip.

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Friday 6 July 2012 3:41

this waiter is awesome,, when was it okay to be fat??? its disgusting

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 6 July 2012 5:39

If you think that this pathetic excuse of a waiter is awesome because he insulted a fat woman, then you are no better than that ass-clown who doesn't deserve to have that job. Oh, and Dodge Rams suck, ****-bucket.

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