Holidays: Today, my uncle gave us the gifts he'd bought for us. My brother...

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By nyklo - 26/12/2016 18:21

Today, my uncle gave us the gifts he'd bought for us. My brother got a very expensive RC helicopter, and my sister got clothes costing hundreds. I got a ripped sweatshirt from goodwill. FML

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ermagherdaturdis 26

Friday 30 December 2016 21:54

Are you sure it wasn't a Yeezy shirt...

jrcatt1991 5

Tuesday 27 December 2016 6:41

well that shows how little he thinks of u that really sucks though

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jrcatt1991 5

Tuesday 27 December 2016 6:41

well that shows how little he thinks of u that really sucks though

ermagherdaturdis 26

Friday 30 December 2016 21:54

Are you sure it wasn't a Yeezy shirt...

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